Well, had exams all week and have assignments due next week. So far, so good!
Got up to mischief earlier in the week though...
My friend and I, and a couple of chefs got into the lift and there was this 3rd young chef in there with a stainless steel box full of plump red tomatoes and carrots, the crowning jewel - the biggest carrot I had ever seen.
Seriously, my eyes popped
and I couldn't look at the damn thing without becoming a little breathless! It was positively indecent!
I had to comment... "Wow, you have a really big carrot!" Poltical correctness can be so much fun sometimes...
Well the chefs all froze and my friend didn't know where to look, so I told her where, "Look!" So she did, and then she too admitted that it was indeed a big carrot, only she went into damage control and tried to follow it up with some lame story of how it must belong to the white bunny... Nup!
Then the lift stopped and another friend hopped in and I called to her and said, "We are just checking out this guys carrot!" and I looked back at the carrot and continued, "That's impressive!" My first friend nearly fell over, the young chef was the same colour as the tomatoes, my second friend was trying to act innocent and you could see the 2 older chefs were itching to have a say. One just simply responded by saying, "I'm not saying anything..." and then we all laughed.
Of course they couldn't say anymore - they were male and teachers... If they had they could have potentially been sued for sexual harrassment.
Seriously though, what does one expect when one walks around in public with his gigantic carrot uncovered..?
Anyway... It elevated everyones mood for the day. Filthy minded individuals...
All of them!
