I'll tell you what went smoothly... The two young Maori men that carried my furniture. They were so strong! One of them just picked up the tallboy and walked it out to the truck! They would fill the shelves with bags and boxes and carry them up the stairs full so they didn't have to make as many trips! They actually made moving an erotic experience!
They had another job after mine - such hard work... I asked them what they do when they get home, thinking shower and beer... Nup! They go to gym! Well, my tongue nearly hit the floor - what staying power! OMG.
So, my best friend and I are already planning my next move... Couple of lawn chairs and my Kava bowl filled with cocktail mix and just sit back and watch them sweat and flex.